Conspiracy Theory: What if penguins took over the world?

Sit down and think about it for a moment. While some people are awaiting the overthrow of the human race by zombies, robots or aliens, they'd never expect this:

We could continue gawking at them with wide, admiring eyes at the zoo, without knowing that we are admiring our downfall. Their cuteness is the penguins' way to mask their master plan of world domination. They're cute and they know it. They've also been boxed into zoos long enough to know that cuteness is human's weakness.

Then... while we're distracted by their adorableness, their little penguin brains continue to ruminate. And plot. And scheme.

Really... they probably don't need too much of a tactic. All they need to do is learn English, and we're putty in their little flippers (wings..?).

"Excuse me, sir... can we take control of all your earthly values and keep you as our slave for life, mercilessly starving you and beating you to submission?"

"Awwww, talking penguins! Isn't that the cutest thing you've ever seen? Well, if that's what you want... say, how do you put these shackles on? They're a bit tricky..."

When you think about it, the reality could be quite horrifying. If we became victims of some sort of alien, zombie, or robot holocaust, then at least we'd know we're in immanent danger and try to retaliate. If the world were taken over by penguins, we wouldn't even know we were being oppressed. We'd be too distracted by their cuteness to even notice! We'd be smiling as they flog us and snickering as they set our houses on fire!

...And that's just if they were ordinary penguins. Imagine the kind of destruction they could inflict on us if they wore little blue socks?

The effects would be disastrous.

It doesn't have to be like this. Fellow humans, we need to unite as one force against the penguins. Our awareness of this current threat SHALL NOT BE IGNORED!

Don't worry... I already notified the president.

I think I need more sleep.